School lunch has exactly one legend, and it comes out warm with the icing still dripping. Ask anybody in the cafeteria: the buns are the best thing school serves all day. Arguably the best thing about school, full stop. You know. You know.
A big, glossy, fresh-baked cinnamon roll over retro bubble letters, printed on a soft everyday tee. Designed by Generation Alpha Life — for the kids who get it, and the parents who pretend not to.
